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Tess Batchelder
While sometimes it may feel like being a regular person is just not enough when we look at the lives of celebrities, we all have to remember that hot football players are people too.
The elves are threatening to stop present-production altogether if Santa does not agree to increase wages and allow South Pole elves to work in the factories.
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The defensiveness of Trump’s comments in particular was not fully explicated until a recent TV interview, in which long translucent strings attached to Trump’s arms and lips became visible in the light of the studio.