For this latest edition of Around the Loop, the Slant Staff interviewed folks about their V-day plans. Sam, 18, virgin — HAHA we’re just fucking with you. We’d never ask a virgin what they’re doing on Valentine’s Day. That’s so sad. We care about our readers, and wouldn’t dream of...
Tarin Denney
Yesterday was this year’s Season Finale of the NFL, but honestly, there are so many other bowls that deserve recognition. Here’s 10 of them: Justin Bieber’s 2010 Bowl Cut. Remember when you went up to Chad in 6th grade and told his pimple-free skin that he looked like The Biebs?...
Investigative reporters for The Slant have uncovered a memo from Chief of Police Steve Anderson, addressed to the entire Nashville Metro Police Department. It reads: Colleagues, My daughter recently informed me that we are in the midst of what the youth call “cuffing season.” In the spirit of the season,...
Dear Dr. Lovehub, I’ve had my fair share of hardship in dealing with women. Let me tell you, sitting on the highest court in the United States for 30 years is no easy task – it’s exhausting. You try taking away voting and reproductive rights while that bitch Ruth Bader...
They said we couldn’t, so fuck it, we did. Welcome to the resistance.
