By Bitch On Freeze Life has been ruff. You see, last week I found a letter underneath my door. It was like I had been transported into a chapter of one of my Sherlock x Moriarity fanfics. I picked up the letter and got a fat whiff of bacon strips...
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By Jeff Malarky Rand cookies are often considered the pièce de rèsistance of lunch. For many, there is no lunch without a warm, gooey, Rand cookie to accompany it. And yet these people live in the dark. They are like Newton before inventing gravity: floating aimlessly without purpose, waiting for...
By Very Heterosexual Frat Bro Following decades-long allegations of bigotry of virtually all kinds, a Vanderbilt fraternity is bolstering its efforts towards diversity, equity and inclusion (DEI) through a brotherhood-wide initiative on Grindr—a dating app frequented by gay men. The fraternity, which has chosen to stay anonymous “to disentangle [their]...
By ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ and ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ 🍯 We all know Sigmund Freud was a freak, but he did draw attention to one undeniable fact: how cool moms are. Anytime I want to hype up moms, whether it be my mom or someone else’s, I get accused of having mommy issues. Someone gets...
By Slant Staff I’m not Catholic, but I’ll try anything once. I like to call it the broccoli hypothesis. I think I read it on some fucked up reddit thread somewhere. It says that one should always try something to have an opinion on it. In the same way that...
