By Anonymous Dear valued Greens* customer, Having noted your regular presence at our cafe, we write to you to address some behaviors we find concerning. On Monday, January 22nd, you entered our establishment at 8:56 pm. Although both our front and kitchen staff were clearly in the process of trying to leave so they could enjoy the rest of their nights, you took … [Read more...] about If You Order Another Caprese, I Swear I’m Going to Lose My Shit
OGL Kicks off SEC After Mistaking It for New Fraternity
By Kyle Kowalski The Vanderbilt Men’s Basketball season came to an unanticipated close last week after a sudden decision by the Office of Greek Life. In a confusing mix-up with Vanderbilt athletics, OGL decided to kick off the SEC because it “sounded like a fraternity we don’t want on campus," according to the benevolent ruler of Greek Life. “This has been a long … [Read more...] about OGL Kicks off SEC After Mistaking It for New Fraternity
Top Ten Secret Campus Clubs
By Tucker Ballantyne Students who read The Hustler Bad community Students who read The Slant Worse community, but at least willing to pass the juul when needed HOD majors that won’t work for Deloitte Warning: Very selective, full of daddy-issues Vanderbilt Office of Housing and Residential Experience1.9 stars of Google The Free Masons 🝰🜋🜒🜹🜸🝝 Morning … [Read more...] about Top Ten Secret Campus Clubs
How to go to a Frat in a God Honoring Way
By Alycia Shipley It's a Friday night, and your friends want to go to a real party. Apparently to them, a BYX party is not a real party. Tired of only being offered La Croixs and Capri Suns, they tell you that there’s a party at Delt. You belligerently agree to go because the Toga Party seems the closest to preaching the lord’s word. However, you are more than ready to tell … [Read more...] about How to go to a Frat in a God Honoring Way
The ABC’s of your Valentine’s date
By Rachel Haselkorn Valentine’s Day is quickly approaching, and if you are single you’re probably already painfully aware of this fact. While you may have already given up on the prospect of finding a date in time for this cursèd holiday, I am here to bring you hope. As supported by my uninterrupted nineteen-year streak of being single, I am a master of seduction. I will now … [Read more...] about The ABC’s of your Valentine’s date