By: Slant Staff The California wildfires have been threatening our ecological safety since 1932. These wildfires are just another demonstration that climate change has already become irreversible. Greedy lawmakers refuse to pass climate policy in order to benefit their own interests. I know this may be an unpopular opinion, but I think that these fires should stop. … [Read more...] about How I Plan to Use My Wet Ass Pussy to Stop California’s Wildfires
The Slant’s Guide To Winning Over Your Roommate Who Overtly Hates You After First Semester
By: Slant Staff For those of you who are yet to cop a followback from the one you cohabitate with, take notes. Make them a cheeky salmon dish in the microwave As the old women in Pixar movies always say before they die and the plot actually begins, “don't forget to eat your supper!” (I’m paraphrasing but you're all familiar with the overall concept of that … [Read more...] about The Slant’s Guide To Winning Over Your Roommate Who Overtly Hates You After First Semester
Vanderbilt Fails to Pay Their Dining Staff Sufficient Wages, But It’s Okay Because There’s a Giant Sriracha Bottle in Commons
By: Danielle Bernstein Who isn’t completely overjoyed walking into Commons on a Thursday night? I know I am. The harsh fluorescent lighting, the overall dissatisfaction regarding the food… It's Disneyland on our little college campus. Last Thursday night, there was something extra special in the Commons air. As I waited in line for something that almost resembled beef, I … [Read more...] about Vanderbilt Fails to Pay Their Dining Staff Sufficient Wages, But It’s Okay Because There’s a Giant Sriracha Bottle in Commons
Op-Ed: An Instagram Therapist’s Guide to Solitary Confinement
By: Instagram User @PrisonTherapyGirlboss So, you’re in prison. That is super duper not fun. In fact, some might even describe it as a sticky situation. To make matters worse, the inner machinations of the universe have conspired to put you in solitary confinement. At first, this may seem like a bad thing; people do usually tend to think of solitary confinement as punishment … [Read more...] about Op-Ed: An Instagram Therapist’s Guide to Solitary Confinement
Win for Feminism: Girl in Your HOD Class Stopped Flirting with a Vandy Boy to Ask a Mildly Intelligent Question!
NASHVILLE, TN – Just days after Panhellenic Preview Day dealt a massive blow to the feminist movement on Vanderbilt’s campus, a new hope emerged on the morning of November 17th, in an 11:10 a.m. MW upper level HOD class. Annie Albright, a senior from Dallas, was reported as taking what may be the largest stand for the feminist movement since 1920. According to key … [Read more...] about Win for Feminism: Girl in Your HOD Class Stopped Flirting with a Vandy Boy to Ask a Mildly Intelligent Question!