Keiji Chan

By: Keiji Chan Classes this semester got you down? Putting too much emphasis on the “play hard” portion of “work hard, play hard” school? Not putting enough emphasis on either and instead focusing your efforts towards hunting down and capturing that pesky, frugal scammer known as the tooth fairy? If...

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  • January 24, 2022

On March 5, Vanderbilt’s most recently announced departure, Provost Susan R. Wente, became the not-so-most recently announced departure. It was announced that Dean of Students Mark Bandas would retire at the end of the academic year. In an email,Wente kindly referred to Bandas as “esteemed Associate Provost” and mentioned his...

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  • March 30, 2021

Goodbye, sweet white noise, my old friend,Your static roar, your constant sound;I’ve replaced you, you’re at your end,There’s a new lover I have found. Hypnotic sound, she calls for meTwo times a week, that is her game;Her slender frame, a sight to see,The Covid spit tube – that’s her name!...

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  • March 16, 2021