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Top Ten Things You Didn’t Mean to Post in GroupMe

February 5, 2018 by Jeremy Rosenstock

10. A Dick Pic9. Your Dick Pic8. A Representation of Your Dick (Based on the German philosopher Arthur Schopenhauer’s classic treatise The World as Will and Representation)7. The Treatment to Your XXX Porn Parody of Law and Order: SVU (Produced by “Dick” Wolf and starring “Richard” Belzer)6. A Shriveled Yet Surprisingly Girthy Cucumber5. Idk, something phallic? Write it your … [Read more...] about Top Ten Things You Didn’t Mean to Post in GroupMe

“Woke” Ride Sharing App Carries Mantle for Social Justice

February 4, 2017 by Jeremy Rosenstock

    After a mass boycott of Uber due to its less-than-stellar response to Trump’s detaining of immigrants at airports, the app Woke has risen to become the most-downloaded ride-sharing company in the Apple app store, gaining a reputation for social justice activism and providing another alternative to taxis.     Started following the signing of Trump’s … [Read more...] about “Woke” Ride Sharing App Carries Mantle for Social Justice

Activist Calls it a Day After Liking Women’s March Album on Facebook

January 31, 2017 by Jeremy Rosenstock

Wiping the sweat off his brow, area student and self-described “hella woke ally” Jared King called it a day of fighting the patriarchy after liking the photo albums of his Facebook friends who attended the nationwide Women’s March. “You know, I couldn’t make the march, but knowing that I can lend even the tiniest amount of support to women really makes me feel like part of the … [Read more...] about Activist Calls it a Day After Liking Women’s March Album on Facebook

Slanted Review: Atlanta

September 20, 2016 by Jeremy Rosenstock

“Critics are all abuzz about Atlanta,” according to my editor, but I’m not sure I believe the hype. I mean, don’t get me wrong: There are definitely interesting aspects, but as a whole, I can’t see any good reason for the acclaim (the same goes for Louie, Hamilton and Radiohead post-OK Computer). But I guess if the powers-that-be decide that it needs a review, I’ll do it for … [Read more...] about Slanted Review: Atlanta

SPONSORED: Financially Disadvantaged Students Given Typewriters Under New Scholarship Program

September 8, 2016 by Jeremy Rosenstock

Paid for by IBM.In a press conference on Monday, Chancellor Nicholas Zeppos announced that select students from financially disadvantaged families will receive state-of-the-art typewriters designed by IBM under a new scholarship sponsored by IBM.According to Trevor Johnson, an IBM executive and member of the Vanderbilt Board of Directors, the "Typewriter for Tight Budgets" … [Read more...] about SPONSORED: Financially Disadvantaged Students Given Typewriters Under New Scholarship Program

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