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Elaine Li

Early Warning Signs of an Impending Mental Breakdown

April 7, 2021 by Elaine Li

Ah, spring. It’s that time of the year when the flowers start to bloom, the pollen count starts to rise and Boy Scouts start zipping off their cargo pants into cargo shorts. But as the days get longer, the amount of days you have to raise your grades gets shorter. We’re in the final stretch here, and some of us are just stretched a little too thin. So, here are some early … [Read more...] about Early Warning Signs of an Impending Mental Breakdown

The Modern Woman’s Guide to Being Objectified

March 2, 2021 by Elaine Li

Feminism. Sure, it has its merits. Women can now do things like vote and earn up to $0.81 to a man’s dollar. But, honestly, the gender inequality gap starts to look more like a canyon when my gym teacher tells me I can do “girl” push ups. However, if you’re anything like me, you want to reap ALL the potential benefits of being a girl, not just the ones that are deeply ingrained … [Read more...] about The Modern Woman’s Guide to Being Objectified

What To Leave In Your Dorm Room For The Flip

November 18, 2020 by Elaine Li

You may have seen Vanderbilt’s detailed, overtly threatening instructions on what to pack and what to leave for the Flip, but they forgot one thing: common courtesy. However, the Slant cares so deeply for the wellbeing of our freshman that we’re providing a list of fun & flirty gifts to leave your virtual roommate to show them you care. While Vanderbilt wants to ship you … [Read more...] about What To Leave In Your Dorm Room For The Flip

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