BREAKING: Vanderbilt officials have just reported their administration’s bold new step in reducing the reported number of COVID cases. In what many would call a drastic change, Vanderbilt is planning to eliminate the student body. “98% of the rise in COVID cases in recent months has been attributed to the undergraduate students. The logical next step in lessening the … [Read more...] about In Attempts to Reduce Number of COVID Cases, Vanderbilt Eliminates Students
Early Warning Signs of an Impending Mental Breakdown
Ah, spring. It’s that time of the year when the flowers start to bloom, the pollen count starts to rise and Boy Scouts start zipping off their cargo pants into cargo shorts. But as the days get longer, the amount of days you have to raise your grades gets shorter. We’re in the final stretch here, and some of us are just stretched a little too thin. So, here are some early … [Read more...] about Early Warning Signs of an Impending Mental Breakdown
The Modern Woman’s Guide to Being Objectified
Feminism. Sure, it has its merits. Women can now do things like vote and earn up to $0.81 to a man’s dollar. But, honestly, the gender inequality gap starts to look more like a canyon when my gym teacher tells me I can do “girl” push ups. However, if you’re anything like me, you want to reap ALL the potential benefits of being a girl, not just the ones that are deeply ingrained … [Read more...] about The Modern Woman’s Guide to Being Objectified
What To Leave In Your Dorm Room For The Flip
You may have seen Vanderbilt’s detailed, overtly threatening instructions on what to pack and what to leave for the Flip, but they forgot one thing: common courtesy. However, the Slant cares so deeply for the wellbeing of our freshman that we’re providing a list of fun & flirty gifts to leave your virtual roommate to show them you care. While Vanderbilt wants to ship you … [Read more...] about What To Leave In Your Dorm Room For The Flip