NASHVILLE, TN—In an unprecedented political move last evening, Joe Biden and Chancellor Nicholas Zeppos of Vanderbilt University announced that they had reached an agreement to allow Clarence Thomas to respond to Anita Hill’s address on Sunday. Though Biden and Vanderbilt originally planned to allow Hill to speak for a brief...
Ben Donohoe
NASHVILLE, TN: Most freshmen at Vanderbilt are socially well-adjusted individuals who would never even think of eating a meal alone. Not so for Trevor Browne. Slant sources confirmed that this total fucking loser was seen eating lunch alone at the Commons Center dining hall today. Browne reportedly sat down at...
