Delt - Canada. They’re just too niceZBT - Israel. Obviously because of the JewsSig Nu - America. It’s got such a big military presence AEPi - Palestine. Some people say it exists; some people say it doesn’tFIJI - Cuba. It sounds fun, but ending up there kind of sucksPike - Scotland. Weird place, but the occasional fun partySAE - United Arab Emirates. They’re very rich … [Read more...] about Frats as Countries
New Class Teaches You It’s OK to be Different as Long as You Agree with Us
Are you a culturally sensitive liberal who longs for more similar-minded students to agree with? Are you that kind of person who really wants to hear what you already believe over and over again? Are you white and feel a bit guilty? Coming to Vanderbilt this spring, “Being Liberal and Also a Dick” (PSCI 2032) - a discussion-based class specifically tailored to … [Read more...] about New Class Teaches You It’s OK to be Different as Long as You Agree with Us
10 Facts About Vanderbilt that the Tour Guides Don’t Want You to Know
(Photo by Claire Barnett) 1. There’s a guy inside of Mr. C. It’s true! Inside our beloved mascot is just a dude who controls the body. Presumably he’s a student or someone else affiliated with Vandy. Maybe he’s just some random guy. Who knows? 2. We don’t actually have that many squirrels; it’s just three or four of them that are really fast. I thought we had … [Read more...] about 10 Facts About Vanderbilt that the Tour Guides Don’t Want You to Know
“I can’t wait to get a bid so I can go back to being my regular shitty self”
A fraternity gathering God, I can’t wait to get into one of these frats so I can be myself again. This whole rush thing is so fucking superficial. I spend every rush event being fake nice to strangers and I can’t figure out if it’ll even be worth it. I just want to be an asshole again. Is that seriously too much to ask? Every time I go to Greek Row, it’s this whole … [Read more...] about “I can’t wait to get a bid so I can go back to being my regular shitty self”
Commons Security Guard Found Alert and Sober
Above: An Allied Barton security guard hard at work VANDERBILT UNIVERSITY, COMMONS - Friday night, a group of freshmen walked into their Commons dorm to find the security guard alert and sober. The guard, who was sitting upright and fully awake at his post, was reportedly competent and attentive. A spokesperson for Allied Barton has since commended the heroic work of this … [Read more...] about Commons Security Guard Found Alert and Sober