From the desk of a culturally sensitive fraternity brother Hey guys, it’s me again, a culturally sensitive fraternity brother just trying to do the Lord’s work out here. I choose to remain anonymous on my column because I’m doing this not to boost my reputation on campus, but to strive for a deeper sense of social justice in the world. And also, because if I do mistakenly … [Read more...] about What to do when you accidentally make a wildly offensive comment in class
From the desk of a culturally sensitive fraternity brother Amazon echo. Picture this: you’re hosting a fun little pregame with your brothers before a tailgate, fucking shit up, drinking a few cold ones, doing some light, tasteful coke in the bathroom. Someone says, “Hey man, why don’t we play some Kanye West up in here?” You’re like, “Yeah, man, totally, I love Kanye! … [Read more...] about What Am I Supposed to Tell Alexa When I Want to Play Ni**as in Paris at my Pregame Without Sounding Racist?
The Oscars are coming up in just a few days, and I’m excited. No, really, I am. I’m ready to root for Call Me By Your Name for Best Picture with gusto, one of the nine films nominated for the category this year. It deserves to win, it really does. Even though I ~initially~ thought when the nominations were released that I, Tonya had been snubbed, and was (understandably!) a … [Read more...] about Op-Ed: No, I’m not still bitter that I, Tonya wasn’t nominated for Best Picture
Rating: A solid 6/10 La La LandLiterally since September of last year, all anyone’s been talking about is this movie La La Land. Everyone keeps raving about the outstanding cinematography, the moving performances by Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling, and the fantastic music - they keep saying, what’s not to like? Well, I decided to watch this movie once and for all, to see for … [Read more...] about Slanted Review: La La Land
10. Throw your computer down a stairwell. Use the shattered pieces to make abstract wall art.9. Stage a coup against the government of Uzbekistan.8. Adopt a lizard. 7. Bathe in two hundred and seventy-eight fluid ounces of Velveeta cheese. 6. Ponder the fact that in four billion years the Sun will explode and eradicate the … [Read more...] about Top 10 Ways to Procrastinate Studying for Finals