NASHVILLE, TN – Just days after Panhellenic Preview Day dealt a massive blow to the feminist movement on Vanderbilt’s campus, a new hope emerged on the morning of November 17th, in an 11:10 a.m. MW upper level HOD class. Annie Albright, a senior from Dallas, was reported as taking what may be the largest stand for the feminist movement since 1920. According to key … [Read more...] about Win for Feminism: Girl in Your HOD Class Stopped Flirting with a Vandy Boy to Ask a Mildly Intelligent Question!
Archives for November 2021
New Superman is… bi-bise-bionicles? Kissing Boys??!!
By Connor Pattinson It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s LGBTQI representation in American pop culture! The new Superman, Jon Kent, son of the OG Clark Kent and his baby momma Lois Lane, came out as bisexual. This new hunk has been announced to be starting a relationship with another male character. At long last, all the Batman//Superman fan fiction in the Slant’s … [Read more...] about New Superman is… bi-bise-bionicles? Kissing Boys??!!
Vanderbilt Announces Number 1 Rankings in Five Exciting New Categories
The recent release of the USNews university rankings might have some Vandy peeps upset over our dearth of #1 titles. However, let’s not forget all of the amazing things in which Vandy continually comes out on top! Lowest squirrel to sexual assault warning email ratio Vandy is quick to boast the 3:1 squirrel to student ratio, but we think it’s time we give this … [Read more...] about Vanderbilt Announces Number 1 Rankings in Five Exciting New Categories
Brian Laundrie Defends Abusing, Slaying Fiancée: ‘Mercury was in retrograde’
By: Turd Ferguson VENICE, FLORIDA – On Tuesday, Sarasota County police picked up a cryptic, handwritten note near the entrance of the T. Mabry Carlton Jr. Memorial Reserve. The note was signed by Brian Laundrie – former fiancé and alleged killer of the slain Gabby Petito, an Instagram travel blogger. Petito was reported missing by her family on September 11th, ten days … [Read more...] about Brian Laundrie Defends Abusing, Slaying Fiancée: ‘Mercury was in retrograde’
