Maybe you’re wondering why I’m in Memphis donating blood plasma. Or maybe it’s because you saw me literally steal candy from a baby so I could pawn it at the local Cash 4 Gold. Either way, I’ve hit rock bottom on both a financial and ontological level. And it’s all courtesy to that conniving fuck named Campus Dining. I was in the Rand line. I live off-campus, so I … [Read more...] about Campus Dining Literally Ruined My Life