After the overwhelming response (0 comments) and professional interest (all of us got invited to write for SNL) that stemmed from our fuckable statues article, The Slant has decided to continue sharing our expertise with the student body. Whether your roommate isn’t leaving or the allure of planking over your partner on an ancient twin mattress isn’t enough, here’s our … [Read more...] about Best Taste of Nashville Restaurants to Get a Taste of This Dick
Archives for April 2021
If Yoda Wrote an Article About Free-Market Capitalism
*Narrated by Yoda as The Godfather music plays in the background. Click the link for the full experience.* In the words of one of the greatest philosophers to ever live: “The Sith are the most spoiled, most self-centered, most narcissistic generation the galaxy’s ever produced.” If you disagree, the question of if they aren’t narcissistic why do they insist on wearing … [Read more...] about If Yoda Wrote an Article About Free-Market Capitalism
A Comprehensive Guide of Places to Cry Near Campus for HOD Majors Who Just Failed Their First Baby Bio Exam
For those of you who feel like the Peabody core requirements are “just as intense as AXLE” and couldn't study for BCSI 1100 because you are SO close to landing that McKinsey gig, this is for you. The gender neutral bathroom in Elliston by the mail room Literally no one knows this is a thing. When people get past the initial Elliston carpet smell and see the … [Read more...] about A Comprehensive Guide of Places to Cry Near Campus for HOD Majors Who Just Failed Their First Baby Bio Exam
Help! I Went to Student Health for Crabs and They Prescribed Me Tartar Sauce
Last week I woke up next to a frat guy. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for AGL, but he was super hot (a Vandy nine, so an actual four). You can call me a hypocrite or whatever, but it was worth it—until I started feeling a little tickly down there. Nothing was harder than sitting in my one in-person class of the week trying not to scratch the fuck out of my cooter, so I just … [Read more...] about Help! I Went to Student Health for Crabs and They Prescribed Me Tartar Sauce
The Slant’s Summer 2021 Celebrity Predictions
As the school year draws to a close, many of you will be too consumed with your "summer internships" to keep up with our excellent reporting. That’s no big deal—here are a few of our (highly accurate) predictions about what’s going to happen this summer in the world of celebrity gossip. AkPsi Alum goes down for insider trading The sky is blue, isn’t it? I feel like … [Read more...] about The Slant’s Summer 2021 Celebrity Predictions