March 2021

By Zak Stengel and Jack Hollier 5. Students Against the Sun Coming out of a year in which we saw incredible social change, we can’t ignore the fervor and dedication of Students Against the Sun (SATS). If you hate the Sun even in the slightest, you should at least consider...

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  • March 23, 2021

NASHVILLE, Tenn. In the wake of a Washington Post article that discussed China’s new, more accurate Covid-19 tests, many changes will be coming to Vanderbilt’s Covid-19 testing protocols in the coming weeks.  “Mandatory twice weekly Covid-19 tests will remain in place for the undergraduate student body, but we will be...

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  • March 22, 2021

Uh oh! Everyone’s favorite Disney+ show (you guys actually watch this?) is in hot water following a controversial recent episode.  A shocking plotline sees Wanda, played by Mary-Kate and Ashley’s more relevant sister Elizabeth, take a trip to scenic Orlando with some neighborhood friends to attend the Conservative Political Action...

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  • March 22, 2021

Goodbye, sweet white noise, my old friend,Your static roar, your constant sound;I’ve replaced you, you’re at your end,There’s a new lover I have found. Hypnotic sound, she calls for meTwo times a week, that is her game;Her slender frame, a sight to see,The Covid spit tube – that’s her name!...

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  • March 16, 2021