Welcome back Commies! Are you enjoying the smell of sweat in the air? Did you begrudgingly answer some titanic of an icebreaker? If you’re a freshman, have you lost your virginity to a Republican khaki-wearing short king you just met in the communal kitchen but think you’re in love with? Your answers should all be yes because it’s back-to-school season y'all! As I’m sure … [Read more...] about Fall Break is Cancelled! Not Because of Covid, But Because Vanderbilt Hates You!