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    June 2020

    Fall 2020 Restrictions Vanderbilt Hasn’t Released Yet

    Campus / Life / News

    By now, we’ve all heard that we’ll be returning to campus this fall, but with social distancing restrictions out the wazoo. Perhaps you lost your shit when you learned that you’ll have to schedule your meals a day in advance with only a 15-minute timeframe to pick up dinner, or...

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    • Miles Borowsky
    • June 23, 2020

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