By Tucker Ballantyne Students who read The Hustler Bad community Students who read The Slant Worse community, but at least willing to pass the juul when needed HOD majors that won’t work for Deloitte Warning: Very selective, full of daddy-issues Vanderbilt Office of Housing and Residential Experience1.9 stars of Google The Free Masons 🝰🜋🜒🜹🜸🝝 Morning … [Read more...] about Top Ten Secret Campus Clubs
Archives for February 2020
How to go to a Frat in a God Honoring Way
By Alycia Shipley It's a Friday night, and your friends want to go to a real party. Apparently to them, a BYX party is not a real party. Tired of only being offered La Croixs and Capri Suns, they tell you that there’s a party at Delt. You belligerently agree to go because the Toga Party seems the closest to preaching the lord’s word. However, you are more than ready to tell … [Read more...] about How to go to a Frat in a God Honoring Way
The ABC’s of your Valentine’s date
By Rachel Haselkorn Valentine’s Day is quickly approaching, and if you are single you’re probably already painfully aware of this fact. While you may have already given up on the prospect of finding a date in time for this cursèd holiday, I am here to bring you hope. As supported by my uninterrupted nineteen-year streak of being single, I am a master of seduction. I will now … [Read more...] about The ABC’s of your Valentine’s date
If God Didn’t Want Me To Use Plastic, Then Why Did He Invent It?
By Jana Li For the record, I love the environment. In fact, I love the environment so much that I can’t stop dreaming about making sweet, sweet love to Mother Nature and creating a monsoon in her leafy lady bits. Until then, I’m just jizzing on Alumni Lawn, hoping she gets the message. However, what I don’t love is being dehydrated as fuck. I know Cornelius … [Read more...] about If God Didn’t Want Me To Use Plastic, Then Why Did He Invent It?
LEAKED: 10 Commons Ball Themes That Didn’t Make the Cut (You Won’t BELIEVE #4!)
By Taylor Lomax Every year, the Commons House Presidents hold a secretive gathering where they deliberate on themes for the yearly Commons Ball. (This year, the theme is First Contact because why not aliens.) As the most anticipated event of the year, Commons Ball preparation meetings tend to be top-secret. But this year, one of our sources gave us some inside info on some … [Read more...] about LEAKED: 10 Commons Ball Themes That Didn’t Make the Cut (You Won’t BELIEVE #4!)