Every year, the career fair comes around, and every year, a sizable portion of students wear goddamn suits—suits!—making the rest of look bad just for wearing normal clothes: Cookie Monster snapbacks, Reagan-Bush ‘84 t-shirts, wheatgrass Birkenstocks, what have you. Nobody’s gonna say it? Really? Fine, I will: it won’t make a difference whether or not you’re in a suit while … [Read more...] about If No One Wears a Suit to the Career Fair, It Won’t Matter. Also, If We All Jump Off of Kirkland at the Same Time, None of Us Will Die.
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A Guide to Dropping Classes
As the semester begins, and add/drop quickly comes to an end, you may be wondering, “How can I do the least amount of work and still find time to cheat effectively this semester?” Well, you are in luck. Although school can suck a lot, the right classes (or lack thereof) can make college a great time. The following is a step by step guide to which classes have to go by September … [Read more...] about A Guide to Dropping Classes