The Swiss Army Knife. The iPhone. The foreskin. What do these things have in common? Well, certainly not mode of production (one is handcrafted, another Asian-sweatshop-crafted, and one in God’s image). They also differ in terms of smell, aesthetic quality, and prevalence in the Jewish community. I see you’re confused, so I’ll throw you a bone: they’re all useful tools … [Read more...] about Life Hacking Your Foreskin: 7 Hidden Features
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Throwback to the Time Mr. C Punched a Kid in the Face
It was 2011; a simpler time in society. Back then, we didn’t know that punching students in the face was wrong. We just did it and didn’t think twice. Well, that all changed on the night of February 24th, when Mr. Commodore whacked this kid right in the fucking nose. Take a look. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lozVndMhJ-0 So a couple of things I noticed: 1 - … [Read more...] about Throwback to the Time Mr. C Punched a Kid in the Face