While campus assaults are now as common as squirrels and bad grades, I'm starting to wonder if VUPD actually exists. VUPD is the second largest police force in Tennessee-- there are probably more Vandy police officers than there are people passed out near Rahna's on a Thursday night-- but after all these incidents, I just wanna know: where they at?? So I took this matter … [Read more...] about VUPD: Where they at?
Archives for December 2018
I know exactly what you’re thinking: "What the fuck did I do to earn another fucking article from this human wooden dildo (the least practical of all dildos).” And I know that most of my articles are really, really bad, but you guys are in luck because this is not one of those articles. I mean sure this article isn’t great, but it's certainly tolerable. And I think it's … [Read more...] about Most of my articles are awful, thank God this isn’t one of them
If you are anything like me, you came to Vanderbilt for a very specific reason. Sure, it’s a top-ranked university with a great premed program and some of the happiest students in the country, but it has something else, too. That’s right, this school has some rich boys. Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m all for this “feminist” stuff going around, but I’ve also weighed my options and … [Read more...] about Ring by Spring: A Guide to Marrying Rich