Congrats, you joined some bullshit club to make yourself seem like a “well-rounded” Vanderbilt student! Now it is time to do some shitty ice-breaking exercise, but this can be challenging for a boring fucker such as yourself. So, here are ten fun fact templates to help mask the mundanity of your sad, shitty life. 1. Least favorite religion: Is it the way they dress? The … [Read more...] about Ten “Fun Fact” Templates for Boring Fuckers Like You
Archives for October 2018
VANDERBILT UNIVERSITY, COMMONS - Friday night, a group of freshmen walked into their Commons dorm to find the security guard alert and sober. The guard, who was sitting upright and fully awake at his post, was reportedly competent and attentive. A spokesperson for Allied Barton has since commended the heroic work of this employee. The freshmen squad had reached their … [Read more...] about Commons Security Guard Found Alert and Sober
Dear Dr. Lovehub, I’ve had my fair share of hardship in dealing with women. Let me tell you, sitting on the highest court in the United States for 30 years is no easy task - it’s exhausting. You try taking away voting and reproductive rights while that bitch Ruth Bader Ginsburg constantly tries to shove her ovaries in your path. Anyways, since I’ve died, life’s been … [Read more...] about Dead Loner Writes to Dr. Lovehub
I recently came across this interesting debate while reading my second favorite Vanderbilt news source, the Hustler. The article (found here), posed an interesting question: Should Confederate statues be demolished with a bulldozer or a wrecking ball? Admittedly, I only had the time to read the title, but I still feel as though I should give my two cents on the matter. I must … [Read more...] about Should Confederate Statues be Demolished with a Bulldozer or a Wrecking Ball?
With Kavanaugh’s appointment to the Supreme Court approved, only two of the nine justices serving on the highest court of the land will have been publicly accused of being predators. Fortunately, with Ginsberg being 85 years old and weighing only 60 pounds, a new seat should be opening up soon. This time around, Mr. Trump, let’s make America great again by cutting the B.S. and … [Read more...] about Why America Needs More Predators On the Supreme Court