Photo by Claire Barnett This past week, Vanderbilt Administration revealed the design for the new dormitory building on campus - a giant middle finger pointed at Carmichael Towers. “We wanted to preserve the tradition of Vanderbilt completely shitting on Towers in any way possible,” said the project's chief architect. “We feel that the middle finger really sends that ‘F … [Read more...] about New Vanderbilt Dorm Literally Just a Giant Middle Finger to Towers
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Ten “Fun Fact” Templates for Boring Fuckers Like You
Wow! Fun facts are so fun! Congrats, you joined some bullshit club to make yourself seem like a “well-rounded” Vanderbilt student! Now it is time to do some shitty ice-breaking exercise, but this can be challenging for a boring fucker such as yourself. So, here are ten fun fact templates to help mask the mundanity of your sad, shitty life. 1. Least favorite … [Read more...] about Ten “Fun Fact” Templates for Boring Fuckers Like You