Welp. They’ve gone and done it again. Just when I thought that I’d be able to finally use one of my three sides on a hearty helping of human flesh, Vanderbilt snatches that dream out of my hands much like I snatch babies from their mothers and eat them. All-you-can-eat is one thing, and I’ll certainly go to a restaurant just to cram my face with food until my stomach cannot … [Read more...] about EBI claims it’s all-you-care-to-eat. But what if all I care to eat is human flesh?
Archives for October 5, 2018
If you’re connected to vuNet and have logged onto Twitter.com in the past 72 hours, then you probably saw the story of the surprising Emmy Proposal. Glenn Weiss, who won the Outstanding Directing for a Variety Special award for directing the Oscars, gave a very emotional speech. He talked about how much he loves his girlfriend Jan and then, he dropped this bombshell of a line … [Read more...] about Why wasn’t Glenn Weiss played off during his Emmy’s speech?
According to a press release by university administration, Vanderbilt will establish a new full-time Happiness Police Force in the wake of concerns over the university’s dramatic fall from #1 to #3 on the Princeton Review’s Happiest Students ranking. In an effort to make students happy again, the new professional police force will patrol campus and be stationed inside … [Read more...] about Vanderbilt Establishes Happiness Police Force After Alarming Drop in University’s Happiness Ranking