NASHVILLE, TN -- Vanderbilt students were surprised to learn that Blakemore Hall still existed upon hearing news that it burnt down Friday night. Residents of 2878 Vanderbilt Place found out that their dormitory smoke alarms didn’t work as billowing smoke wafted under the large gaps beneath their doors that usually only ushered in cool breezes. Rushing into the hallways, all … [Read more...] about Zeppos Calls Blakemore “Vanderbilt’s Puerto Rico”
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What Am I Supposed to Tell Alexa When I Want to Play Ni**as in Paris at my Pregame Without Sounding Racist?
From the desk of a culturally sensitive fraternity brother Amazon echo. Picture this: you’re hosting a fun little pregame with your brothers before a tailgate, fucking shit up, drinking a few cold ones, doing some light, tasteful coke in the bathroom. Someone says, “Hey man, why don’t we play some Kanye West up in here?” You’re like, “Yeah, man, totally, I love Kanye! … [Read more...] about What Am I Supposed to Tell Alexa When I Want to Play Ni**as in Paris at my Pregame Without Sounding Racist?