The pigskin in its natural habitat. Tonight is the NFL draft, a life-changing night for over 250 young men who will hear their name called this weekend. Their futures will be broadcasted to more than 5 million eager viewers and fans, and, as history has shown, every pick can make or break a team. Of course, you’ve seen the mock drafts asking the important questions like … [Read more...] about ‘Bout Balls: 2018 NFL Mock Draft
Archives for April 2018
Starbucks Releases New “Wokeccino” Menu
The Slant has obtained exclusive access to a Starbucks press release promoting their new menu.Internal memo: Starbucks releases new “Wokeccino” menuThis morning in stores all across the country, we released the Wokeccino - the perfect drink for when you need to wake up in the morning and also be able to talk appropriately with your black coworkers. This is just the first of … [Read more...] about Starbucks Releases New “Wokeccino” Menu
4/20 Blaze
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New Study Finds Catcalling Gets You the Girl
Nashville, TN—A groundbreaking discovery has been made in Vanderbilt’s Department of Psychology, under Dr. Perverk’s lab in the basement of Wilson Hall. Perverk and his team aim to study the success of mating rituals that lead to thriving and healthy relationships. In the past, laws of attraction were governed by one’s ability to carry many barrels of hay or catch fish with … [Read more...] about New Study Finds Catcalling Gets You the Girl