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- Are you Kissam? Cuz once I’m inside you, I’m never coming out.
- Are you Morgan and Lewis? Cuz I wanna fill you way past capacity.
- Are you a prospective student? Because I’m hoping if I lie to you enough you’ll still come.
- Are you Nicholas Zeppos? Cuz you can pitch my white tent.
- Are you from Chicago? Cuz you’re a liar.
- Are you the walk between Commons and Wilson? Cuz it’ll take me twelve minutes and I’ll be sweating the whole time.
- Do you work at Deloitte? Cuz I wanna work at Deloitte.
- Are you Stevenson? Cuz I don’t really know the way around your insides.
- Are you ASB? Because I want you to, like, literally change my life and my ENTIRE outlook on the college experience.
- Are you a rand cookie? Cuz I wanna put my penis inside you.
