This episode of Game of Thrones was indubitably shaking. Right before the annoying Dornish lady woo’d the annoying Iron-Borne lady and added to the large collection of nude Game of Thrones gifs online, we get to see an absolutely thrilling maritime battle. I was personally surprised how absurdly unprepared they were. I mean, they know that Euron was … [Read more...] about Game of Thrones Season 7 Episode 2
Archives for July 2017
Game of Thrones Season 7 Episode 1
Let us begin. Those fateful last words shook the halls as soaring music and dragons beckoned us into the conquests of Daenerys Targaryen. The winter winds billow ominously as the night king and his undead army march towards the wall, promising to bring a cold powerful enough to chill the soul. Arya’s newfound penchant for revenge sent us careening into the 7th season, promising … [Read more...] about Game of Thrones Season 7 Episode 1
Game of Thrones Season 6 Recap
Season 7 is today. The boys and damsels at HBO are having a wet dream as they imagine the money flowing into their absurdly profitable show. The boy and damsels of America (and computer literate Ukrainians) and are having a wet dream as they imagine the majesty of Westeros. If you are new to Game of Thrones, Jon Snow comes back to life. There, I spoiled … [Read more...] about Game of Thrones Season 6 Recap