Restaurants are booked up, and midterms are upon us, so it's officially one of the best holidays of the year. We checked in with some students to ask, “What are your Valentine's Day plans?”Gamer "Fucking your mom."Girlfriend "First, my boyfriend and I are getting a bagel brunch, so obviously I’ll Instagram a pic of my boyf and our plates with the … [Read more...] about Around the Loop: What Are Your Valentine’s Day Plans?
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1. Say you have “Galentine’s plans.”2. Sing Sarah McLachlan songs all night "ironically."3. Dismiss Valentine's Day as a soulless corporate holiday designed to prop up the flower industry.4. Cry yourself to sleep (in class).5. Cry yourself to sleep (with class).6. Buy all of Hallmark's candy. DON’T EAT IT. Return it February 15. HIT ‘EM WHERE IT … [Read more...] about Top 10 Ways to Pretend You’re Not Lonely and Having an Existential Crisis About How You’ll Never Find Real Love
A testing mishap at an Uber science lab proves cause for concern in San Francisco. Carsen and Katie report on the story with Slant TV Senior Correspondent Jackson McKeever. … [Read more...] about 3 Missing After Particle Transporter Malfunction at Uber Testing Facility
Chancellor Zeppos signs an explosive executive order regarding payment for the construction of the new Vanderbilt-Barnard Hall. … [Read more...] about Zeppos: Belmont Will Pay For Vandy Barnard Construction
It’s almost time for the Superbowl, your man’s favorite day of the year. He and all his bros get together to scream at the TV, while you get to provide enough food to satisfy them throughout the entire day without actually getting a chance to watch the game itself. Isn’t that fun?! Here are some exciting snacks you can make for your man so you can prove to him that not only are … [Read more...] about Six Game Day Snacks to Make for Your Man to Show You’re Sporty but Still Domestic AF