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Towers West Files Divorce From Towers East

February 24, 2017 by Slant Staff

Campus reacts to shocking news of Towers’ impending divorce. The legendary pair is calling it quits after 41 years of marriage.

Filed Under: Slant TV Tagged With: celebrities, divorce, housing, sad, towers

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