Restaurants are booked up, and midterms are upon us, so it's officially one of the best holidays of the year. We checked in with some students to ask, “What are your Valentine's Day plans?”Gamer "Fucking your mom."Girlfriend "First, my boyfriend and I are getting a bagel brunch, so obviously I’ll Instagram a pic of my boyf and our plates with the … [Read more...] about Around the Loop: What Are Your Valentine’s Day Plans?
Archives for February 14, 2017
1. Say you have “Galentine’s plans.”2. Sing Sarah McLachlan songs all night "ironically."3. Dismiss Valentine's Day as a soulless corporate holiday designed to prop up the flower industry.4. Cry yourself to sleep (in class).5. Cry yourself to sleep (with class).6. Buy all of Hallmark's candy. DON’T EAT IT. Return it February 15. HIT ‘EM WHERE IT … [Read more...] about Top 10 Ways to Pretend You’re Not Lonely and Having an Existential Crisis About How You’ll Never Find Real Love