Rocket Subs' incredible recent scientific achievement has campus brimming with excitement. Carsen and Katie discuss the mission's success and the future for Rocket Subs … [Read more...] about Rocket Subs Celebrates First Successful Satellite Launch
Archives for February 2017
Towers West Files Divorce From Towers East
Campus reacts to shocking news of Towers' impending divorce. The legendary pair is calling it quits after 41 years of marriage. … [Read more...] about Towers West Files Divorce From Towers East
Slanted Review: La La Land
Rating: A solid 6/10 La La LandLiterally since September of last year, all anyone’s been talking about is this movie La La Land. Everyone keeps raving about the outstanding cinematography, the moving performances by Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling, and the fantastic music - they keep saying, what’s not to like? Well, I decided to watch this movie once and for all, to see for … [Read more...] about Slanted Review: La La Land
My Humps Outbreak On Campus
Details on a dangerous infection that has been reported to be spreading throughout campus. … [Read more...] about My Humps Outbreak On Campus
Steal His Look: President James K. Polk
It’s President’s Day, everyone: the best time of year to appreciate our nation’s history. What better way to do so than to dress like one of the hottest and most fashionable presidents, James K. Polk? Here are some sexy tips to spice up your look and flaunt your stuff just like JKP.1) Sports JacketJames K. was known to be a snazzy dresser, and no outfit aspiring to steal … [Read more...] about Steal His Look: President James K. Polk