1) The fact that the two phrases “I'm up for that” and “I’m down for that” convey the same exact message. I am neither up nor down for that. Jury’s still out on whether or not I’m sideways for it.2) Bush doing things other than 9/11.3) The reality that Mahatma Gandhi never actually said, “Be the change you want to see in the world”.4) Mahatma Gandhi’s birth certificate, which … [Read more...] about Top Ten Things That Are Stranger Than Hit Netflix Show, Stranger Things
Archives for October 2016
It’s homecoming weekend. Alumni are back on campus, ready to relive their glory days, freshmen are waking up with the realization that they hooked up with an ugly 24 year old last night, and Vanderbilt Football is getting hyped up for a game we hopefully won’t lose. But what’s in store this weekend for you? The Slant consulted our horoscope guru to find out. (We still don’t … [Read more...] about Your Homecoming Tailgate Experience Based on Your Horoscope
NASHVILLE, TN - When freshman Quincy Cornelius Irving arrived on move-in day from Chicago, he brought along an ample amount of fucks. Quincy started off with meticulous study habits and attended all of his classes while maintaining good grades. As the semester progressed, he continued to give fucks about his exams and homework assignments. For instance, he gave a fuck, Bob, … [Read more...] about Amid Approaching Exams, Single Fuck Fears He Might Not Be Given by Owner
NASHVILLE, TN – At the end of today’s business day, Chancellor Zeppos is scheduled to issue a university-wide state of emergency after numerous clown sightings were reported by students and staff last night. The University has mandated a 9 p.m. curfew for all students, suspending extracurricular activities and meetings that extend beyond 8:30 p.m. on weekdays and 9 p.m. on … [Read more...] about Chancellor Zeppos Declares Martial Law After “Numerous Clowns” Spotted on Vanderbilt Campus
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