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Vanderbilt University Theatre Recruits Freshman for Faking Sobriety During Parents’ Weekend
NASHVILLE, TN – In preparation for VU Theatre’s modern adaptation of Macbeth, the VUT casting crew actively scouted freshmen who showed a simultaneous “failure to control their alcohol consumption” and ability to “feign composure” for the role of the Porter, the humorous doorkeeper. VUT’s casting director, who responded under the condition of anonymity, stated that “[VU … [Read more...] about Vanderbilt University Theatre Recruits Freshman for Faking Sobriety During Parents’ Weekend