Top 10 People to Pretend to Be in an Uber

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  1. Blair major who exclusively plays the triangle

  2. Donald Trump’s other, less attractive, love child

  3. Closeted ISIS member

  4. Non-closeted ISIS member

  5. Mark Zuckerberg’s schizophrenic twin

  6. A ghost

  7. An uber driver reviewer

  8. Someone who secretly has ZIKA

  9. Satan

  10. Shaquille O’Neal

  • September 20, 2016