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Your UF Tailgate Experience According to Your Horoscope

September 30, 2016 by Katie Means

The astrological forces have been waiting for this day, and it’s now less than 24 hours away. The UF tailgate is a highly anticipated cosmic event, so it’s best to stay informed. The Slant checked in with our Horoscope Guru to get the scoop on what’ll go down. Editor’s note: A new star sign has been discovered, but as Ophiuchus is the Hufflepuff of the star signs, we don’t … [Read more...] about Your UF Tailgate Experience According to Your Horoscope

Statement of Our Mission to State the Mission Statement

September 30, 2016 by Slant Staff

Here at this prestigious college, university, and center of higher learning and education, we value the valuing of valuable values and strive to excel excellently in all excellent areas of excellence. We uphold the highest of standards that go far above the standards, for we stand for standing above standards. Our mission is facilitated on the facilitation of faculty. This is a … [Read more...] about Statement of Our Mission to State the Mission Statement

Op-Ed: I Have Never Heard of Judith Butler, But I Have a Valid Opinion on Why Feminists are Wrong

September 30, 2016 by Slant Staff

Let me get this out first: I have never read Judith Butler’s seminal Gender Trouble: Feminism and the Subversion of Identity, and I don’t presently intend to. But I do intend to voice my important, well-informed, noteworthy opinion on why feminism is stupid anywhere the internet gives me space to, which is everywhere. Now, maybe I don’t know Simone de Beauvoir (and I certainly … [Read more...] about Op-Ed: I Have Never Heard of Judith Butler, But I Have a Valid Opinion on Why Feminists are Wrong

Concerns For Clinton Presidency Arise Surrounding Severe Medical Condition

September 26, 2016 by Slant Staff

After recent news that Hillary Clinton has developed a case of pneumonia, voters and officials from both sides of the aisle are becoming concerned with the candidate’s bid for the White House. As the skepticism surrounding the Democratic hopeful’s physical fitness to serve as commander-in-chief grows, The Slant interviews Brad, a pre-med freshman who has conducted extensive … [Read more...] about Concerns For Clinton Presidency Arise Surrounding Severe Medical Condition

Piranha’s Forced to Close After Decreased Attendance From idgod Backlog

September 26, 2016 by Slant Staff

NASHVILLE, TN—Located in the quaint section of Nashville near another esteemed establishment, Lonnie’s, Piranha’s Bar and Grill has been hailed as one of Nashville’s crown jewels for Vanderbilt students. Recently this semester, there has been a reported decrease in Piranhas attendance shortly after idgod, the nation’s leading producer of underage IDs, issued a public statement … [Read more...] about Piranha’s Forced to Close After Decreased Attendance From idgod Backlog

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