I am old and feeble. Life is rapidly oozing out of me (the oozing is inconvenient because it causes me to use many tissues). Neither my joints nor my bladder function anymore, and my face is more wrinkly than my Very Wrinkly Scrotum. But I have one last wish: You, my children, must join The Slant.I started writing for The Slant in August 2012. You were not born yet. I was … [Read more...] about Join the Slant: Sophie To
Archives for July 2016
Game of Thrones Review Season 6 Episode 9 and 10
After six seasons of getting blue balled, winter has finally “cum”. Johnbubba Snowtatas and Sansa smile a little, but honestly this was a ball-breakingly poor way to do this. There is only one way to truly announce that winter is here: an army of white walkers with their little zombie minions tearing down the wall. That’s like a documentary on the … [Read more...] about Game of Thrones Review Season 6 Episode 9 and 10