I went to the city of LimerickA place where Irish accents were quite thickNow I must break formAnd give up rhyming norms… To tell you that Limerick, Ireland is a gray post-industrial dirt clump of a cityKind of like Hartford, ConnecticutBut with the occasional run-down castleNo, not quaint old museum-like onesThese castles look flat-out brokenAnd imagine these collapsing stone … [Read more...] about The Filthiest Limerick
Archives for June 9, 2016
Donald Trump’s Hair Becomes #2 Rated Cat Toy Sold on Amazon
As Amazon gears up to release their 2016 second quarter sales reports, many experts believe that reports will be bolstered by the surging sales of Donald Trump’s hair repurposed as a cat toy. Tammy, 57, Indiana suburbanite and owner of three cats comments, “The girls just love rolling around in Mr. Trump’s hair. I come home from my part-time job as a Walmart greeter, pour … [Read more...] about Donald Trump’s Hair Becomes #2 Rated Cat Toy Sold on Amazon
Silicon Valley Review Season 3 Episode 7
This week’s episode, “To Build a Better Beta,” is not the story of a triumphant return to campus of Greek organization. Richard feels like the beta of Pied Piper is not ready for release to the public, but after a solid dose of peer pressure, he acquiesces to the rest of the crew.While all of this is going on, Ehrlich and Bighead are facing bankruptcy. While Bighead is taking … [Read more...] about Silicon Valley Review Season 3 Episode 7