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Grace and Frankie, Season 2 Review

May 31, 2016 by Tarin Denney

What happens when your husband of 40 years named Sol has secretly been dating his law partner Robert? For the past 20 years? And now that gay marriage is legal they want to get married? What are you supposed to do???? Well, Frankie (played by Lily Tomlin) struggles with both this question and becoming housemates at 70 with Jane Fonda’s character Grace, who seems to perpetually … [Read more...] about Grace and Frankie, Season 2 Review

Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5, Spoilers Rotten

May 28, 2016 by Slant Staff

Rollin in, hella deep, tryna get Jack Barker’s seat, pressed with bad news, Richard wants to get a meet and greet. Macklemore am I right? So after Richard reclaims his company exercising his CTO rank, he trims the fat of the company—can you still say that in 2016? Trim the stout? Portly? Non-scalenormative? Whatever he does, he fires all non-essential workers and sells … [Read more...] about Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 5, Spoilers Rotten

Game of Thrones Season 6 Episode 5: Hold the Door

May 26, 2016 by Slant Staff Leave a Comment

Hold the door.  Holdor.  Hodor. Today we learned the origin of the big friendly funny giant’s name.  Bran's time traveling adventures set off a complicated looping time paradox that sent a message through time showing Hodor both his fate and his mission: to save Bran in a selfless act.  Hodor’s beginning and his end aligned in beautiful synchronicity as … [Read more...] about Game of Thrones Season 6 Episode 5: Hold the Door

Cold Mother to Release New App

May 26, 2016 by Katie Means

Warm Springs, Georgia – At 2:08 p.m. on Tuesday, May 17, mother Cathy Miller posted on Facebook promoting the release of her new app, designed to predict the temperature indoors during the summer. Aptly named the “Indoor Weather App,” it targets a demographic of menopausal mothers who consistently cannot decide whether to dress for the heat of summer or the frigidity of air … [Read more...] about Cold Mother to Release New App

Game of Thrones Review Season 6 Episode 4

May 19, 2016 by Slant Staff

Love is in the air.  You can smell it, reeking of pig liver or whatever the hell that Tormund was nibbling sensually at Lady Brienne.  Welcome to Dating 101, the Game of Thrones edition.  We’ll start our lovely journey at Castle Black.  Say you observe a seven-foot tall blonde with killing abilities beyond the vast majority of men.  You want to approach … [Read more...] about Game of Thrones Review Season 6 Episode 4

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