Your fears are well-founded, my cherisher of cannabis; everyone knows that you are high right now.
April 2016
Ring Ring Phone Buzz buzz Text “Nudes?” It reads “No” I respond “But it’s my birthday” he says.
According to recent reports, Jesus has decided to go Greek after being admitted Early Decision to Vanderbilt University.
“You were the dude I threw up on at the frat party last weekend. I was the blonde wearing green, and my red Solo cup bounced off your dadbod when I fell off the stage.”
Tampons. Tampons. Tampons. Tampons. Tampons. Tampons. Tampons. Tampons. Tampons. Tampons. Tampons. Tampons. Tampons. Tampons. Tampons. Tampons. Tampons.