Heaven, 10:07 a.m. – Following the death of music icon Prince on Thursday morning, God came to the realization that he is no longer the most creative being in heaven. The epiphany came when Prince–a seven-time Grammy winner with over 100 million albums sold worldwide–showed up at the heavenly gates. “I may have created the Earth in six days,” God said in an official statement, … [Read more...] about God Realizes He’s No Longer Most Creative Being in Heaven