After an arduous two hours of your Multivariable Calculus final, it’s time to celebrate. Break out your apron with The Slant and join us in baking brownies that will make you forget your worries.
April 20, 2016
“Ah, shit.” Sources report hearing those words leave the window of Brian Shaker’s Chevy Impala on Thursday afternoon.
“We just handed him a pencil, some grid paper, and access to the city planning documents, and he was ready to go,” Rebecca Fardle said. “It was pure art from the beginning.”
“There just aren’t enough chairs to go around,” experts reported Tuesday. “Every day, thousands of people try to sit down only to find that there aren’t enough chairs left for them.”
