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Top 10 Reasons Beyoncé Postponed Nashville Concert

April 30, 2016 by Slant Staff

10. Got stopped by TSA for the hot sauce in her bag9. Coincides with marriage counseling8. Blue Ivy has an ear infection7. We're already in formation6. The beat got sicker and had to take a day off5. 99 problems4. We were not ready for this jelly3. Not enough single ladies put their hands up2. She found Becky with the good hair1. Nearest Red Lobster is too far away … [Read more...] about Top 10 Reasons Beyoncé Postponed Nashville Concert

A Slanted Review: Game of Thrones

April 29, 2016 by Slant Staff

The show Game of Thrones has received much critical acclaim, but I can tell that there is much lacking on this Showtime drama. This show has aired for years, yet little time has seemed to pass; it’s still not winter in the world of Game of Thrones, despite everyone’s anticipation. Furthermore, Game of Thrones isn’t even realistic. The dragons look absolutely fake, and how … [Read more...] about A Slanted Review: Game of Thrones

Young Running Back Expecting Breakout Year Due to New “Fast Shoes”

April 29, 2016 by Slant Staff

There’s been a lot of buzz in the sports world about a young, up-and-coming football star with feet like lightning.“Have I shown you my cool, new ‘fast shoes’ yet?” exclaims the fresh faced, round little boy who claims to be an incoming Commodore running back. The effervescent and excitable Jimmy Treadwell can’t help but show off, and with good reason. He claims that he has … [Read more...] about Young Running Back Expecting Breakout Year Due to New “Fast Shoes”

11 People You Won’t Believe Lost Their Glasses

April 28, 2016 by Slant Staff

1.     Grandma“Have you seen my glasses, grandchild?”2.     Dad“Have you seen my glasses, child?”3.     Neighbor Steve“Have you seen my glasses, neighbor?”4.     Step-sister“Have you seen my glasses, step-sibling?”5.     Ex-boyfriend“Have you seen my glasses, ex-lover?”6. … [Read more...] about 11 People You Won’t Believe Lost Their Glasses

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April 28, 2016 by Slant Staff

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